KIRK B FORSETH II

Greetings and salutations,      Hey gang, it's Kirk coming to you from the Hospital Bed of Love, and we're now in December, and that means Christmas. I'm not being disrespectful to those who celebrate other holidays. If a person corrects me, saying 'Happy Hanukkah' or 'Kwanzaa,' then I'll digress and adjust my wishes to reflect the holiday they're celebrating. I'm not out to impose my will on anyone, nor do I expect someone to impose their will on me. I miss the old holiday season. People seemed more cheerful and bright. It was truly a time of giving and compassion. However, somewhere along the way, we lost a step. Perhaps I soured when I worked at a toy store during the holidays and saw how cruel people could be when they ran out of the FREE wrapping paper that they expected to have available for wrapping presents they were too lazy to wrap themselves. I know, let's ask to speak to the Manager, because "I'm a twat who can't unde...

  Greetings and salutations,     It's Kirk coming to you from the Hospital Bed of Love, and I am excited to hear your feedback on the short story for October. It was the first time I've shared a story from that Universe, but don't worry... Next month, I'm sharing a quaint little tale from the Necro Realm. Is it putting you knee-deep in the action that is that world? No. It's a standalone tale, but don't worry - next year, I'll be posting The Last Stand of Tony Laredo, which introduces you to Draco Lavanov and showcases his badassery. I thought long and hard about what the theme for this Top 5 should be, but I wasn't feeling in a thankful mood. Not that I'm not grateful for what I have, I don't get to celebrate it like you guys do. I get to sit in the Hospital Bed of Love, eat whatever it is they've made us, and that's it. I'll probably be writing, like I do every other day. Sounds depressing, that's why old folks perk up and are s...

 Greetings and salutations,      It's Kirk coming to you from the Hospital Bed of Love, and I've got the spooky, spine-chilling, Top 5 for this haunted month of October. Ah, the fall, how I love thee. When I wasn't disabled, I used to put up the Halloween decorations on September 1st, and they would remain until November 1st. Some of the decorations were allowed to stay up, as they could be construed as Thanksgiving-related, too, but those were the start and stop dates for those decorations. And yes, I have walked into the Hallween sections looking for new home decor with that sole purpose in mind. It was the only time that my wife would allow me to have a normal-looking house. So, without any further ado... on with the show! The Top 5 Horror Movie Franchises: 5) Subspecies: I LOVE Radu as a vampire. He is so EVIL! This movie series, the first one in general, is a staple for when I watch a baby for the first night. It started with my sister, then my youngest brother,...